School Rat 

A teacher's kid. A child who spends more time than most at school; often because of their parents chosen profession.

The life of a school rat teacher's kid is never easy.

School Rat by Andrewsaints August 9, 2016

boarding school rations 

Tiny helpings of food, or revolting quality food. Self-explanatory.

The plaice was three inches long and had a maggot in it. Why are we reduced to these boarding school rations?

boarding school rations by Fearman August 7, 2007

schoolationship 

A relationship where both members go to the same school. These are typical for lasting a short while and being almost meaningless due to the hazardous nature of the school environment. Often, the paticipants are 16 or younger, lacking the maturity to uphold a realtionship in this environment.

"Did you hear about Cleopatra? She didn't even speak to Henry for 2 weeks then dumped him."

"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"

schoolationship by The Barrelman April 12, 2008

schoolretard 

a retard at school.

spork is gay

schoolretard by mrdude November 23, 2003

Schoolbating

The act of pleasuring your self using two ball-point pens, 3 inch binder and a 24 inch ruler while in a private ''classroom''.

"Mom, I need more school supplies because i was schoolbating when the teacher and students went outside for a so called "fire-drill".

Schoolbating by marios95 December 29, 2009

Schoolcation 

When you're on a break, like summer or a winter break, and the teacher assigns projects and homework to be done and finished when you get back from school.

" Oh man, this holiday is going to be a schoolcation, this is gonna suck eggs"

Schoolcation by nerdybirdy727506 February 1, 2019

Schoolatosis 

The act of not wanting to be in school.

I have schoolatosis.

Schoolatosis by RoxyBaddie8 February 24, 2023