schooberry 

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.

schooberry by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017

Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.

I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.

Showberryness by yonabout June 6, 2011

schnozberry 

n; delicious tropical fruit catering to the tastes of underground Doozers from the imaginary world of Fraggle Rock.

Today I found a schnozberry tree and thought, "Oh, what a wonderful day to be alive!"

schnozberry by Gobo September 20, 2005

spooberry 

A single wad of spoo or stream of ejaculate that lands seperate from or in an unintended place from the rest of your load.

Dude, whilst aiming for your mama's awaiting tongue, I got a spooberry on the rich corinthian leather couch.

spooberry by ButtFuzz June 12, 2003

shoeberry 

a rock or lint that is sitting in someones shoe.

ow,somthing is poking my foot it must be a shoeberry.

shoeberry by lauren russo October 8, 2003

Schnozberry 

A lover of Man-Meat. Especially happily married men with two children and a rape-dungeon underneath their house.

Preston is such a schnozberry... Did you see that dude he was trying to bang?

Schnozberry by DoobZilla April 9, 2011

spooberry 

a spooberry is a soupy combo of spoo, and semi-solid turds of sorts! a spooberry is some runny shit that got stuck on an asshair and dried up, due to the action of hamming it up and the semisolid turds acting as extra build

a spooberry got stuck on my asshole and is really annoying

spooberry by slapapig September 23, 2003