25 definitions by ButtFuzz

deberried

A clean arsehole and surrounding area, free from buckleberries, dingleberries and the like.

Ah, yes! I like to cruise the local dance clubs for for fresh-faced, deberried females.

by ButtFuzz October 24, 2005

ankles-to-ears

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.

Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!

by ButtFuzz July 15, 2005

bagdaddy

A testicle.
A nut.

Not to be confused with bahgdaddy, a bagdaddy is a testicle.

Plural: bagdaddies.

Ouch! Babe! That little kid ran right up to me and kicked my bagdaddy square to my throat.

Shiite! I racked my bagdaddies on the see-saw again!

by ButtFuzz September 6, 2006

Hot Toddy

Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.

Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.

Here are two prime examples:

Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon

Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water

Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.

Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."

Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."

by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006

House of Hung Chow

Any Japanese, Chinese, Polynesian or similar restaurant in which the likely outcome of dining there results in a 2 day bout of constipation, followed by an enormous blowout caused by the bean sprouts.

"Hey, guys! Let's go down to main street and grub and the House of Hung Chow. I'm starvin'"

by ButtFuzz August 23, 2006

BunBuster

One who likes to perform anal intercourse.

Plural: BunBusters

Also the name of a short-lived series of Porn Movies by "The Dark Brothers".

White Bunbusters (1985)
Black Bunbusters (1985)

My girl Pam sure likes it up the ass. Just call me 'The Bunbuster'.

Lyricslyrics from the porn movie follow:

"Baby, I was just sittin' here, lookin' at the stars, and thinkin' about that time we tried anal sex...
And it didn't work out...
Well, Baby, I want you to listen good, 'cause ya know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call the White Bun Busters...
And they're gonna bust yer fuckin' buns!!!"

by ButtFuzz August 1, 2006

Hot Tottie

Rarely "Hot Tottie", nearly always "Hot Toddy".

Pretty much any intoxicating drink that is served hot. Certain of which are rumored to cure colds and ease flu symptoms.

See Hot Toddy

Marilyn: "Is my snookums feeling bad?"

JFK: "Yes, Mar..."

Marilyn: "I'll whip up a hot tottie that will soothe your throat and have you sleeping in no time!"

by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006