Hot Toddy

Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.

Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.

Here are two prime examples:

Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon

Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water

Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."

Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."
by ButtFuzz August 21, 2006
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Donkey Dick

A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.
Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!
by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006
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Hot Tottie

Rarely "Hot Tottie", nearly always "Hot Toddy".

Pretty much any intoxicating drink that is served hot. Certain of which are rumored to cure colds and ease flu symptoms.

See Hot Toddy
Marilyn: "Is my snookums feeling bad?"

JFK: "Yes, Mar..."

Marilyn: "I'll whip up a hot tottie that will soothe your throat and have you sleeping in no time!"
by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006
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spoo

to cum
to "shoot it"
sometimes followed by -berry.
Man, that was the best sex I've ever had...I spoo'd and spoo'd and spoo'd.

Oops! Missed her forehead and a spooberry hit the wall behind the couch.
by ButtFuzz June 12, 2003
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Scarlet Speedster

1. A fast redhead.

2. A tempting seductress with red hair.

3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.
My dreams came true last evening when Lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.
by ButtFuzz August 16, 2006
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Bung Raider

One, usually gay, that likes poking another in the buttocks-hole.

A gay man.
I'm so sad I chose Glenn as my college roommate. Turns out he's akin to Dark Vader the Bung Raider.

Ouch, babe!
by ButtFuzz November 08, 2006
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disqualify

v. To soil one's underpants.

("to shit yer shortz")

past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification
Tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his arse, but ended up disqualifying.

"Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot."
by ButtFuzz November 19, 2003
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