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Schochs have become rare in our time. They used to be known as malicious Bitterlich imposters. All a Schoch wants is to be like a Bitterlich; but since achieving such a goal is impossible, the common Schoch accrues resentment and becomes more and more bitter the more he sees his attempts to be like Bitterlich fail bitterly.
To have a Schoch as a friend means to lack a Bitterlich.
Schoch by simon13 January 30, 2020
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The act of foiling someone's credibility or success by presenting negative facts about you at the most inopportune moment.

To throw someone under the bus.
I was about to land the deal, but then Nick came by and Schoched it.
SCHOCH by KFISHY April 1, 2008

Schoch Block 

When someone with the last name of Schoch, cock blocks you.
Person 1: Yo man did you hookup with Maddie yet?
Person 2: Naw I got fuckin' Schoch blocked.
Person 1: Same thing happened to me!
Schoch Block by PacAttackk October 19, 2011

Scooch a mooch 

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch 

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing
Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015

Scoochamanoch

Sia: I love marshmallows with pasta

Miss Price: Don't be such a scoochamanoch!
Scoochamanoch by Bella </3 February 5, 2023

Scooch a mooch 

What you say when someone or something is in your way
Ariana - *waves to fans*

Mini bus - *drives in between Ariana and her fans

Ariana - Scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by Rebukka May 30, 2018
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