Schoch

Schochs have become rare in our time. They used to be known as malicious Bitterlich imposters. All a Schoch wants is to be like a Bitterlich; but since achieving such a goal is impossible, the common Schoch accrues resentment and becomes more and more bitter the more he sees his attempts to be like Bitterlich fail bitterly.

To have a Schoch as a friend means to lack a Bitterlich.

by simon13 January 30, 2020

SCHOCH

The act of foiling someone's credibility or success by presenting negative facts about you at the most inopportune moment.

To throw someone under the bus.

I was about to land the deal, but then Nick came by and Schoched it.

by KFISHY April 02, 2008

Schoch Block

When someone with the last name of Schoch, cock blocks you.

Person 1: Yo man did you hookup with Maddie yet?
Person 2: Naw I got fuckin' Schoch blocked.
Person 1: Same thing happened to me!

by PacAttackk October 19, 2011

Shamokin Schoching

When a man sucks on external hemroids while making the sound of a piglet sucking it's mother's tit

A guy at work gave a lot lizard a Shamokin Schoching and she gave him back his money

by SCICT November 27, 2024

schoching

A word only big brain ppl use when excited. The word sc
Schoching is a word similar to the word shocking.
In present tense it is Shoch
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That's schoching guys!
Or
What a schoch!

by saimah_08 July 13, 2020