Schoettler
Last name derived from the German "wood-turner." All who have this last name are very succesful in life and are beautiful, and have brown hair.
Schoettler by Meg2014 December 24, 2010
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Schmetterling
A German, an American, and a Frenchman are having lunch. They are taking turns complimenting the beauty of each other's languages. The American says "I love the delicacy of French! Like your word for butterfly: "papillon". The word "papillon" is so delicate - just like a butterfly!" The Frenchman answers "And I love the playfulness of English: like "butterfly"! It sounds just like a butterfly if you change the letters around: "flutter-by". Such a beautiful word.
There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"
There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"
Schmetterling by Randonym July 25, 2018
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schmetterling
In English, 'butterfly' sounds warm, and kinda tasty (see 'butternut' and 'butter popcorn'). In French, 'le papillon' sounds, well, typically French and limp-wristed. In German, DER SCHMETTERLING sounds like something that could do you serious damage. It sounds like it would casually flap towards your face, then slap you in it with its 10" schlong. Not to be fucked with.
"Hey man, did you see that schmetterling just now?"
"Yeah, my face still hurts."
"Don't make me call the schmetterlings to sort you out."
"Yeah, my face still hurts."
"Don't make me call the schmetterlings to sort you out."
schmetterling by SOTBS October 24, 2009
Schoettelkotte
A person who is a phenomenal slut who sucks any guy's penis with no ambitions. A person who also tries to be everything that they are not, especially considering the fact that they give up their body basically making them not a person.
Emily: Hi my name is Emily!
Ron: Hi my name is Ron.
Ron: "What the f---!"
Emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping Ron's majestic steed Cock
Emily: Ayy man, Jamarcus betta not play me like dat nigga
Ron: Damn, your such a fucking Schoettelkotte.
Ron: Hi my name is Ron.
Ron: "What the f---!"
Emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping Ron's majestic steed Cock
Emily: Ayy man, Jamarcus betta not play me like dat nigga
Ron: Damn, your such a fucking Schoettelkotte.
Schoettelkotte by brittanydavisbumplecart May 30, 2009
Schlittler
Schlittler by Bruce Pellitt February 26, 2008
dirty schuetter
when having sex, the guy pulls out, and cums in a trumpet. After cumming, he plays "when the saints go marching in," splattering the jizz on the girls face.
Kristin: I have when the saints go marching in stuck in my head...
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!
dirty schuetter by Kalison November 7, 2007
Schettler
A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold feet and a bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow pie.
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