Kalison's definitions

dirty kristin

v. when having sex a guy pulls out, cums in her mouth, and brushes her teeth with his dick

I haven't brushed my teeth all day...Mike, will you dirty kristin me?

by Kalison November 7, 2007

dirty schuetter

when having sex, the guy pulls out, and cums in a trumpet. After cumming, he plays "when the saints go marching in," splattering the jizz on the girls face.

Kristin: I have when the saints go marching in stuck in my head...
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!

by Kalison November 7, 2007

dirty boston

when having sex, you pull out of the dog, cum in its bowl and mix in some kibble. Mix it with your dick and share it with your dog...while singing "when the saints go marching in"

Come here puppy, i made you a dirty boston!

by Kalison November 7, 2007