Schettler 

A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold feet and a bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow pie.

Hey Bruce, do you see that dumb ass rabbit eating all the lettuce in my garden? Let's shoot it!

No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!

Schettler by Squeals14 January 14, 2017

stettler 

The act of writing an email to many recipients with the hope that you'll get a response from at least one person. This email is blatantly truthful and can be offensive to one or more of the recipients.

I have made calls, left multiple voicemails and have heard nothing, so I will need to stettler these people to get a response.

stettler by Itis Whatitis #1 May 19, 2017

Shattler 

A loud, powerful fart that rushes around the feces as it departs the asshole, so it creates an air pocket and the crap rattles around a little before exiting.

Billy: “I was trying not to get noticed while taking a dump at the party and had a shattler, it felt kind of good, does that make me gay?”

Dave: “No, I love when I get a shattler, too bad they are so rare. If loving shattlers are wrong, I don't want to be right.”

Shattler by Louisiana Gold December 23, 2008

Settlers Wife 

An unattractive and homely, woman.

One of the most overlooked necessities of the american pioneers was the quintessential settlers wife.

Settlers Wife by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Berry Settler 

A long overdue wank.

Jon had been living with his parents since the start of the pandemic and was desperate for a berry settler.

Berry Settler by Dalai December 21, 2020

Schecter 

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.

Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?

Schecter by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Settler 

Within a successful, seemingly stable relationship, the settler refers to the "better half", who in essence settles with their partner. This person tends to be either more attractive, wealthier, smarter, personable or some other quality that would seemingly make their partner look inferior, to the extent that people begin to question why they would even date in the first place.

The opposite of a reacher

Looking at the Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri relationship, it is painfully clear that Janet (Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty) is a settler.

Settler by BurningRave January 27, 2010