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Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

schoening 

a bro who is large, in most respects
max is such a schoening, he towers over us all
schoening by accccm March 10, 2009

schoenweiss 

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.
Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.
schoenweiss by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007

schoenborn

Someone who has awesome style and is surrounded by friends and bitches 24/7
Dude, check out that schoenborn over there. Why can't I be him?
schoenborn by jakesituation15 February 1, 2014

schoenberg 

A large quantity of jewish people who travel from mountain to mountain looking for a place to live. Mostly used back in the early 1900's traveling from Russia to Poland to America pre world war 1.
My jewish friend in highschool is such a Schoenberg. He went straight from one class to the other without stopping.
schoenberg by Matboy123 September 26, 2010

schoenstein

Is that a schoenstein?
schoenstein by Youngthug2977 September 4, 2016