To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.
Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.
by Charles Ducovny November 29, 2007