schoenweiss

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.

Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.

by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007

schoneweised

1. to become so drunk as to manifest a personality antithetical to one's usual
2. to be fucking loaded and goddamn ridiculous; actions include but are not limited to high-kicking, saying "madam" or "my lady" repeatedly, pouring bleach on doorknobs, replying that one's location is at "two and a half weeks away", rambling in German (even when does not know the language), and urinating in locked closets.

Ben got schoneweised last night; he threatened James not to touch his own girlfriend.

by peterbr November 11, 2006