schoenborn

Someone who has awesome style and is surrounded by friends and bitches 24/7

Dude, check out that schoenborn over there. Why can't I be him?

schoenborn by jakesituation15 February 1, 2014

Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.

Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.

Schonebone by Day crew July 7, 2008

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schoenbein 

Last name of German origin. It loosely translated means pretty legs.

Christian Friedrich Schönbein - The inventor of the fuel cell, He also discovered gun cotton and ozone. Schoenbein

Schoenbein by Joshua Schoenbein October 29, 2008

schoenberg 

A large quantity of jewish people who travel from mountain to mountain looking for a place to live. Mostly used back in the early 1900's traveling from Russia to Poland to America pre world war 1.

My jewish friend in highschool is such a Schoenberg. He went straight from one class to the other without stopping.

schoenberg by Matboy123 September 26, 2010

Schoenberger 

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.

Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.

Schoenberger by Savageposts October 10, 2016

Edward Schoenberg 

An incredibly attractive aspiring model based in the midwest. Every living women would love to have intercourse with him however he is an intellectual who believes in true love.

I wish i was getting fucking pounded by Edward Schoenberg right now.

Edward Schoenberg by Swiss Peppercorn Burger January 25, 2021