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Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.
Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.
Schonebone by Day crew July 7, 2008

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schoenbein 

Last name of German origin. It loosely translated means pretty legs.
Christian Friedrich Schönbein - The inventor of the fuel cell, He also discovered gun cotton and ozone. Schoenbein
Schoenbein by Joshua Schoenbein October 29, 2008

schoenberg 

A large quantity of jewish people who travel from mountain to mountain looking for a place to live. Mostly used back in the early 1900's traveling from Russia to Poland to America pre world war 1.
My jewish friend in highschool is such a Schoenberg. He went straight from one class to the other without stopping.
schoenberg by Matboy123 September 26, 2010

Schoenberger 

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.
Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.
Schoenberger by Savageposts October 10, 2016

Edward Schoenberg 

An incredibly attractive aspiring model based in the midwest. Every living women would love to have intercourse with him however he is an intellectual who believes in true love.
I wish i was getting fucking pounded by Edward Schoenberg right now.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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