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Schnussel 

Pronounced "shhh-noo-sell"

1- An idiot or person with a low IQ.

2- A lame person.
1- Paris Hilton is such a schnussel

2- OMG my Maths teacher is such a schnussel
Schnussel by HellzAngeL13 August 2, 2009
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Schnűggelibee 

A semantically broad term utilised when the (potentially demanding) speaker is sleepy.

Most commonly used to encourage affection or as a request for the company of Northern lasses.

NB: The flexi-syllabic nature of this word (/ noise) allows it to replace the lyrics of any popular songs, post 1969.
Schnűggelibee
Schnűggelibee by colourfuleraser August 31, 2010

schussed 

To be sh*t out of luck in the middle of nowhere, without any friends, clothes, or money.
Man, we went to bar last night and I got so drunk that I was schussed in the ghetto.
schussed by A. Pastel August 26, 2007

Snussell 

A douche who hates other forms of thinking, believes his penis is larger then the universe, and its possible he could be homosexual
Dude 1- Hay man waz up.

Dude 2- dude u snussed

Dude 1- damnit sorry i men was*

Dude 2- snussell is dumb
Snussell by Stormofarrows April 21, 2013

Schnuffel 

1:To be completely spellbound by your soul mate 2: Extremely worship 3: Feel great affection 4: To love obsessively.
"Have you talked to Marq lately? That guy really Schnuffel's Laura. He's like, schnuffeling on her hardcore."
Schnuffel by Schatzy 25 February 3, 2010

Schnipsel 

Mr.K:"Please go to the front of the room and take a schnipsel."
Student:"Can I also take one schnipsel for D.? She is ill today"
Mr.K.:"Sure."
Schnipsel by SchiffchenMarry March 28, 2019

schnuckelig 

cute, makes you wanna go all "aawwwwwww!"
A cute little town nestled into a little valley would be called schnuckelig.
schnuckelig by Birko Katarina September 7, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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