Schlissel 

1) An extremely jewish and or characteristically annoying person; one who thinks he is cool, but is just plain retarded

Wow, he really is a schlissel for wearing those plaid pants

Schlissel by Jaboy November 7, 2006

scheissegeist

From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.

Terry, please open the window when you poop. You need to let the scheissegeist out.

scheissegeist by irj2 November 1, 2017

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.

Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake

scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020

scheisse

1. German word for "crap" or "shit"
2. Exclamtion frequently used by me when I am angry, frustrated, or surprised.

Oh Scheisse!

scheisse by Mercury Silverscale August 31, 2003

Schlingel 

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

Schlingel by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014

Heilige Scheisse 

Holy Shit

When I recognized my best friend's hypocrisy, the only thing I could say was Heilige Scheisse

Heilige Scheisse by MeHRaN The HellioN October 23, 2008

schissenhousen 

A german interpretation of shit house.
Often used by a Mr Rex Hunt, when calling football matches.

ie. Up and over the hill, pull the pin out of the grenade and blow the enemy to the Schissenhousen.

schissenhousen by Habib May 13, 2004