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schlussel 

In a debate, to repeatedly degrade your dissentors and rely on a "default" insult that stresses their lack of reading comprehension skills.
The schlussel technique - "Please read it VERY CAREFULLY and S-L-O-W-L-Y, as some of you seem to have premature articulation and reading comprehension problems..."
schlussel by Ann Arbor September 4, 2008
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To be a little bitch.
Phil passed out again? What a fucking schluss!
schluss by Schlusspuss May 11, 2016

schussed 

To be sh*t out of luck in the middle of nowhere, without any friends, clothes, or money.
Man, we went to bar last night and I got so drunk that I was schussed in the ghetto.
schussed by A. Pastel August 26, 2007

schlussy 

A person who uses their work email for intimate reasons. This definition applies best if the individual in contact happens to be a subordinate.
He got fired for being a Schlussy and got exposed by the board.
schlussy by ireallysuckatlol January 15, 2022

Schnussel 

Pronounced "shhh-noo-sell"

1- An idiot or person with a low IQ.

2- A lame person.
1- Paris Hilton is such a schnussel

2- OMG my Maths teacher is such a schnussel
Schnussel by HellzAngeL13 August 2, 2009

Schlussy 

someone will be called schlussy because someone saw their schlong and bussy.

due to them being suspected of sharing such things they are schlussy
Kai: YOU SHOWED SCHLI UR SCHLONG?!
Speccy: n-no
Kai: UR SCHLUSSY NOW
Schlussy by Virtually Lucid March 1, 2022

schlossered 

1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.
1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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