Schnurm

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Any guy or group of guys ( schnurms ) that posses all qualaties of a douche bag... Popped collars, bronzers, and maximum amounts of hair gel are common amongst the schurm. Also anyone who enjoys nickleback and other queer rock.

See that guy over there with that sweet jean jacket, 4 collard shirts popped and sandals in the winter.... ya hes a total fuckin schnurm

Schnurm by Justin Gallik September 1, 2008

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schnurph

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)

person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."

schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008

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Related Words

Schnurm • Schnurming • schnurf • schnurple • Schurmann • Schlurmph • Schnum • Schnumbel • schnumf • Schnumm

schnurrbart

1.German for moustache.
2.A word you can randomly put in to a sentence to confuse people.

1.Hitler had a pathetically small schnurrbart.
2.Person1-Hey John you got a great schnurrbart.
John-What the fuck is a schnurrbart.

schnurrbart by schnurrbart June 21, 2006

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schnurf

The grunt-like sound made by bull-type game dogs, such as Pugs, English Bulldogges, Frenchies, and Staffies. Typically cute/endearing.

Oh my gosh! What cute little schnurfs that dog made!

schnurf by Adnauseum September 9, 2016

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Domonic Schnurbusch

The person who is gonna kick the shit out of who ever defined my 1st name. Watch your fucking back bitch!

Domonic Schnurbusch is gonna murder kill beat and or maim who ever defined his 1st name and is ectremly pissed-off

Domonic Schnurbusch by PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011

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schurman

Rhymes with spermin'. Also the last name of the worlds greatest football player known to man. Stands about 5 ft flat. A member of the lollipop guild. Gets every girl you have ever attempted to talk to. Breathes in oxygen yet exhales pure sex.

woman: "did you see that?!"
man: "no babe, wat was it?"
woman: "i think i just got knocked up by a Schurman"

schurman by the big mamba November 22, 2011

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schnurdle

Schnurdle is used to describe 'that word' you can't think of during a conversation.

Can you get the Schnurdle out of the fridge

schnurdle by Andy1194 October 9, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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