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it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.
"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

Party rock shuffling 

If you've seen it in the party rock anthem music video or on the Kia commercial and try to copy what they do, you are party rock shuffling.
Contrary to popular belief, Party rock anthem is not hardstyle music and this kind of shuffling is not real shuffling and will be laughed at by real, true, sfufflers.
If you still don't understand the difference, look up some videos and tutorials on YouTube and prepare to be blown away
Party rock shuffler: Every day I'm...

Real shuffler: Finish that sentence and I'll cut your legs off. God I am so sick of this party rock shuffling crap...

Paper-shuffling 

Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.
“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)

schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.
I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?
schnoffing by twistED Gein February 13, 2018

bun shuffling 

When a man sticks his penis in between two thicc women's booties and shakes back and forth between them until ejaculation.
Guy: Bro I went bun shuffling with Amy and Sarah last night and it was awesome!
bun shuffling by N16H7SL1C3 October 18, 2017

Shuffling 

A dance style originating in the 1980's characterized by fast heel and toe twisting and stepping, running man variations, stomping with the beat, foot swiveling from side to side, and having feet that appear to be gliding on and off the ground.

Shuffling is mostly for the feet and the arms just compliment whatever foot motions are taking place. This dance style is very high paced, intense cardio, and is usually to done to music with a constant beat such as electro, hardstyle, and/or techno.

Shuffling is preferrable in shoes as it won't hurt your feet, but also acceptable in socks or barefoot. Outfit and clothing style are irrelavant. Many shufflers (anyone who is decent or better at shuffle dancing) gain popularity by dancing in public, at meetups, but mostly by posting videos of them shuffling online.

After watching other amazing shufflers, you will most likely want to learn how to or at least want to obsessivly watch others shuffle because it looks cool.
A: "Holy shit dude what's that guy doing?! It looks like he's floating on air while stomping to the music!"
B: "Yeah, he's just shuffling"
A: "DAMN! I want to be able to do that some day!"
Shuffling by Indiglo November 25, 2011