Schnooder 

One who shnoods

"Stop being such a schnooder you never hooked up with that guy!"

Schnooder by harewlly October 10, 2008

stefanie schneider 

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

That's looks like a Stefanie Schneider.

stefanie schneider by Stefanie Schneider March 25, 2017

Rob Schneider 

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

Rob Schneider by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004

Christoph Schneider

An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.

Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein

Christoph Schneider by Christoph_doom_schneider_ November 9, 2019

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

Dan Schneider Laugh Track 

An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.

Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy!

Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*

Dan Schneider Laugh Track by milkdrops March 15, 2021

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008