Schnooker

Someone who is so cute that the only word to describe them is something incoherent. Best used alongside other incoherent terms.

Oh, you are such a flooping schnooker!

Schnooker by Stormyena July 23, 2016

Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009

shnookered 

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

shnookered by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

Schnooter

A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.

Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"

Schnooter by duchened February 20, 2013

Schnoofet 

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".

No problem, schnoofet.

Schnoofet by Tseb June 21, 2010

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006