Schneidy Schneid

The dirtiest sex position on the face of the Earth

1: "Had sex with my bae last night; it was gnarly"
2: "Bro, that's rad! Did you pull any special moves?"
1: "Yeah, I pulled the Schneidy Schneid. She loved it."
2: "I'll remember that for when I lose my virginity!"

Schneidy Schneid by elitistscholar May 6, 2014

schneid 

Winless, scoreless or hitless, in dating or especially in sports. Used especially when a long loosing streak is broken. Comes from Gin Rummy when if you lose all the hands you have to pay double or get "schneidered."

The 0-8 Detroit Pistons won their first game. Finally they are off the schneid.

schneid by bonerici November 15, 2012

off the schneid

Getting off the schneid means to end some kind of drought. It was popularized in sports commentary on television by Chris "Boomer" Berman of ESPN.

The Oakland Raiders started the season oh-and-six, but finally got off the schneid by beating the Seattle Seahawks.

off the schneid by rich rick August 23, 2012

on the schneid

Going a long, long time without sex.

A wise man once said, I'd gladly choose suicide over being on the schneid.

on the schneid by buckfutter November 9, 2004

Schneid 

When either a female takes her nose and tickles a males scrotum, or another females clitoris, or when a male takes his nose and does the same.

Hey, why don't you schneid me babe?

Schneid by Garbba April 4, 2010

schneid 

An Alternate to "shit"

Dat be some Mo Foe'in schneid biatch!

schneid by Drunkdirishman August 15, 2003

schneid 

cool, ill, in style, nice, sweet

that derp is so schneid
that girl is so schneid
ur mom is so schneid

schneid by krowkneeklay September 11, 2011