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When either a female takes her nose and tickles a males scrotum, or another females clitoris, or when a male takes his nose and does the same.
Hey, why don't you schneid me babe?
Schneid by Garbba April 4, 2010
An Alternate to "shit"
Dat be some Mo Foe'in schneid biatch!
schneid by Drunkdirishman August 15, 2003
cool, ill, in style, nice, sweet
that derp is so schneid
that girl is so schneid
ur mom is so schneid
schneid by krowkneeklay September 11, 2011
Referring to a bright, neon colour, between lemon yellow and lime green.
My brand new car is schneid coloured! Such a nice colour.
Schneid by OmgHarley August 7, 2026

off the schneid

Getting off the schneid means to end some kind of drought. It was popularized in sports commentary on television by Chris "Boomer" Berman of ESPN.
The Oakland Raiders started the season oh-and-six, but finally got off the schneid by beating the Seattle Seahawks.
off the schneid by rich rick August 23, 2012

on the schneid

Going a long, long time without sex.
A wise man once said, I'd gladly choose suicide over being on the schneid.
on the schneid by buckfutter November 9, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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