A Tiggly Wiggly is a penis that is too short to masturbate by conventional methods. It can only be masturbated using a strumming motion. The technical term, microbation, is similar to the motion required to play a guitar, or base guitar, but requires holding the entire length within the palm of the hand.
Michael, Richard, and Brett didn't come out last weekend because each one was working hard on his own Tiggly Wiggly.
by Buckfutter September 09, 2014
An object such as a club or brick used to get a girl in the mood for romance.
The Datemaster 9000 is an aluminum bat with an optional foam silencer.
The Datemaster 750 SS is the old school Louisville slugger.
The Datemaster 9000 is an aluminum bat with an optional foam silencer.
The Datemaster 750 SS is the old school Louisville slugger.
Things got off to a rocky start with Cinnamon, but after I reached behind the couch and grabbed my datemaster it was bing, bang, boom let's go back to my room.
by buckfutter November 09, 2004
Pookie: Why do you look so happy?
Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.
Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.
Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.
Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.
by Buckfutter February 12, 2018
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by buckfutter November 09, 2004