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When either a female takes her nose and tickles a males scrotum, or another females clitoris, or when a male takes his nose and does the same.
Hey, why don't you schneid me babe?
Schneid by Garbba April 4, 2010
An Alternate to "shit"
Dat be some Mo Foe'in schneid biatch!
schneid by Drunkdirishman August 15, 2003
cool, ill, in style, nice, sweet
that derp is so schneid
that girl is so schneid
ur mom is so schneid
schneid by krowkneeklay September 11, 2011
Referring to a bright, neon colour, between lemon yellow and lime green.
My brand new car is schneid coloured! Such a nice colour.
Schneid by OmgHarley August 7, 2026

off the schneid

Getting off the schneid means to end some kind of drought. It was popularized in sports commentary on television by Chris "Boomer" Berman of ESPN.
The Oakland Raiders started the season oh-and-six, but finally got off the schneid by beating the Seattle Seahawks.
off the schneid by rich rick August 23, 2012

on the schneid

Going a long, long time without sex.
A wise man once said, I'd gladly choose suicide over being on the schneid.
on the schneid by buckfutter November 9, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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