1.an occupation for those who need to compensate for their small dick size
2. one who will never get laid
2. one who will never get laid
I was a fuckin faggot in high school who was bullied around by pretty much everyone. so to make up for it, and for the fact that my dick is the size of a red fire ant, I'll become a police officer.
Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.
Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.
by krowkneeklay July 27, 2011
a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis
I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider
my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
by krowkneeklay June 12, 2011
after eating taco bell I took a huge poma when I got home.
I was mad at my gf after we broke up so i went to her home and poma'd on her when she was sleeping.
me and my friend poma'd on our teacher's desk after we failed a test
I opened the bathroom stall and saw mad poma in the toilet.
I was mad at my gf after we broke up so i went to her home and poma'd on her when she was sleeping.
me and my friend poma'd on our teacher's desk after we failed a test
I opened the bathroom stall and saw mad poma in the toilet.
by krowkneeklay June 12, 2011
by krowkneeklay September 11, 2011
a disease in which your autonomic nervous system doesn't function properly, and the result is an abnormal increase in heart rate when standing or exercising. pots can be debilitating, but at least its not as bad as some other diseases. problems associated with pots included chronic fatigue, not being able to get up early in the morning, nausea, chest pain, headaches, lightheadedness, dizzyness. there is no cure but you can help urself out a lot by exercising daily and taking vitamin/ herbal supplements and some prescription meds.
Guy A: oh booh hoo I have pots. I'll just lay around the house all day and become deconditioned making my disorder worse.
Guy B: I have pots. but I can make it better by exercising and keeping myself busy and not laying around on the couch all day. I might never be cured but at least I'll feel better.
Guy B: I have pots. but I can make it better by exercising and keeping myself busy and not laying around on the couch all day. I might never be cured but at least I'll feel better.
by krowkneeklay July 25, 2011
when u come out of nowhere and starting making out with a girl. it lasts a couple seconds and u get away with it but she's pissed after.
dude, did u see that? Jim Carrey totally just Jim Carrey'd Alicia Silverstone! what a bro!
Yo I jim carrey'd this hot chick. She beat me after but it was def worth it.
Yo I jim carrey'd this hot chick. She beat me after but it was def worth it.
by krowkneeklay June 02, 2011
basically a complete tool, bullshitter, or anyone who has no personality and basically follows trends. Usually unbelievably self-centered and can't be trusted.
"look at these scumbags walking around in their fucking Salmon shorts and blazers thinking they're the shit. Buncha Herbs"
by krowkneeklay June 17, 2013