Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.

"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"

Schnerdling by SgtKashim October 16, 2008

Sherdling

A. The wrong road that gets you to the right damn place.

B. Receiving unfortunate gastrointestinal distress from a shady restaurant.

"I really want to get out of Cleland Park, let's take sherdling road."
"Man I got sherdlinged by Del Taco."

Sherdling by GG.allin August 27, 2017

schnoodling 

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.

Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.

schnoodling by john crapper April 1, 2008

Schnoodling 

verb - 1. the act of 2 men one being circumsized and the other being uncircumsized where they pull the extra foreskin of the uncircumsized penis over the circumsized mans penis and proform masterbation in turns of both penises at that same time.

crude definiton - two gay men stand facing each other and you take their extension cords and plug them together "Huston we have dick sex!"

noun - 2. used as a title of action to explain someone's utter dislike for a situation, or idea.

1. "some gay men like to schnoodle while some prefer butt sex"

2. "dude that is gayer than schnoodling."

Schnoodling by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

Schnarfling 

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

Schnarfling by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023

schnoodling 

when two uncircumsized men stand facing eachother with thier penises touching and pull thier foreskin

Man1: Last nigh that schnoodling was great.
Man2: Yeah when we were rubbing our cocks

schnoodling by THE HIGHLAND SCHIZO October 7, 2003

schneeblings

The last bit of a piece of food e.g the last square of chocolate or the crumbs and broken bits of a piece of cake.

Can I get a schneeblings of that iced bun?

schneeblings by Darkshadow987 June 24, 2007