Schmutzy

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A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.

Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.

Schmutzy by nerdfrog October 14, 2010

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schmutzy

smeared black. Can also be defined by well applied guyliner.

Girl:Oh my bajesus! That guys eyeliner is perfectly schmutzy!

Guy:You know it hoe.

schmutzy by whodoyouthink January 7, 2009

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schmutzklitzen

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips

(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!

schmutzklitzen by grunt2531 July 27, 2007

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schmutz

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face

Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!

schmutz by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005

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Schmutz

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.

"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"

Schmutz by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006

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Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!

Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule! by de-pube July 20, 2021

schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.

1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!

schmutzle by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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