Schmutty
OH MY GOD! Did that schmutty just shit in my closet?
Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.
Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.
Schmutty by Dolly Vita December 14, 2010
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schmutty
A girl that is both Jewish and slutty.
Kind of like every mother in New Jersey when they were twenty years old.
Kind of like every mother in New Jersey when they were twenty years old.
schmutty by Chrissychris February 21, 2011
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Schmitty
1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.
2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.
2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.
1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."
2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."
2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."
Schmitty by earlsgarage May 6, 2006
Schmitty
Schmutt
My dog is being such a Schmutt today, It is snowing outside and he wants to go out and play in the snow.
Schmutt by jjwhite0222 December 19, 2009
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