Schmutty

A stank ass cat that needs to lick its ass.

OH MY GOD! Did that schmutty just shit in my closet?

Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.

by Dolly Vita December 14, 2010

schmutty

A girl that is both Jewish and slutty.

Kind of like every mother in New Jersey when they were twenty years old.

Monica is so schmutty she doesn't even care if they're circumcised.

by Chrissychris February 21, 2011

jacob schmutte

A sexy man who’s funny and charismatic

Oh there’s a Jacob schmutte at the bar, his hair is perfect

by Jhshh February 16, 2023

Schmutt

When a person is doing something bad or is bad in general they are a schmutt. When a person is already a schmutt and does something bad they are the schmuttiest of the schmutts

ex: You are such a schmutt
ex: You schmuttiest of the schmutts.

#schmutt #schmuttiest

by Pizza June 4, 2018

Schmitty

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."

by earlsgarage May 6, 2006

Schmitty

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

by Colour May 31, 2016

Schmutt

A Jewish mixed breed dog who is somtimes grumpy .......

My dog is being such a Schmutt today, It is snowing outside and he wants to go out and play in the snow.

by jjwhite0222 December 19, 2009