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schmutzklitzen 

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips
(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!
schmutzklitzen by grunt2531 July 27, 2007

Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule! 

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!
Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

schmutzel 

Verb: to mingle, hobknob, or network with people you find unsavory in order to further your own goals.
Noun: one who mingles, hobknobs, or networks with people with people they find unsavory in order to further their own goals.

Sidenote: a schmooze is a type of schmutzel, however, a schmutzel is not a schmooze.
Robert knew that if he was going to get a documentary about his gay father green lighted, he'd have to really schmutzel the execs at HBO.
schmutzel by Lolita Hacksaw September 9, 2014

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026