Schmorngy

When you are simultaneously sad, mad, horny, and angry

Dude I'm so fucking schmorngy. I'm failing math but saw that one bitch in class.

by ObaboSacredTexts October 11, 2019

Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

by Neobot October 27, 2005

Schorny

The feeling when you're in school and horny

Sarah: What are you doing right now?
Alex: I'm totally schorny let's netflix and chill later!

by DELB January 31, 2018

Schmoinger

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

schmorge

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.

Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!

by bigtyrone May 10, 2009

schmoney

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.

* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy

by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017

Schmongdingle

Predominantly used in cod by Sub1imity to describe people being shit on in cod.

Did you see that? I just schmongdingled that kid across the map.

by TKola August 27, 2017