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Schmoil
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.
It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.
Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.
Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019
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schmemity
schmemity by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020
Schmoigle
A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Schmoigle by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
Schmim
Schmim by BigBlackCats November 17, 2014
joe schmo
A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.
I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.
joe schmo by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
schmemmy
An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.
schmemmy by DanielBrown January 5, 2008
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.