Schmom

a term used to all a person loose or a slut

Guy 1:"Yoo, look at that chick, she mad hot"
Guy 2: "yeahh, but she getas around."
Guy 1: "Total schmom."

by Dyleon69 October 15, 2010

Schmoil

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck

Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.

by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

schmemity

(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.

“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”

by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020

Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011

Schmim

To be stoned or high from cannabis use.

Q: "Hey mate, you schmim?"
A: "Yeah bud, über schmim."

by BigBlackCats November 17, 2014

joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.

I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

schmemmy

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.

In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.

by DanielBrown January 5, 2008