Schmoment

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

Schmoment by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005

schemometer 

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

schemometer by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

schmogerty 

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5

Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!

schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

schmentai 

german hentai

person 1 : yo you wanna watch some hentai?
person 2 : nah man id rather watch schmentai

schmentai by schmentai September 24, 2019

schmovement 

movement that is skillful, impressive and or stylish.

could also be said as Schmoving.

"nobody could guard him because his schmovement was crazy."
"my mans was schmoving on them."

schmovement by toxic cowZ November 28, 2022

Schmogerty 

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.

"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

Schmogerty by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011

schmokenhagen 

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.

"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"

schmokenhagen by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008