schmoids

A state of confusion and general lack of brainpower caused by smoking marijuana the night before. Essentially, a weed hangover.

I believe I failed my physics exam this morning after waking up with the schmoids. I will never toke again prior going to bed.

by Larry Slicker April 19, 2008

schmidson

a person who is generally friendly and peaceful, preferring a calm and relaxed environment. Being nice and quiet can be admirable qualities that can help you build positive relationships with others, as well as maintain a sense of inner calm and tranquility.

"Schmidson is a nice and quiet person who always greets others with a smile."

by #405mRs March 14, 2023

The Schmoits

Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.

First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

by jcole September 27, 2009

Schmids

Marijuana advertised as mids, when in reality it is schwag.

Man, I smoked some schmids the other day, and I wasn't even buzzed.

by Chimp of Doom October 2, 2008