The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

Shitters Touch by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

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Schmotter

An extremely friendly person willing to engage in conversation with anyone they meet; Disarmingly simplistic and sincere, showing genuine interest in what other people have to say; Easily accepted by most;
Having a contagious zest for life and a bright smile.
Often using terms such as; Bro, Broski, Brother.

"That guy didn't know anyone but he sure was the Schmotter of the party"

"Of course I got the job. I was totally Schmotter!"

Schmotter by Dellaliscious February 4, 2010

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Schmetterling

German for "butterfly".

A German, an American, and a Frenchman are having lunch. They are taking turns complimenting the beauty of each other's languages. The American says "I love the delicacy of French! Like your word for butterfly: "papillon". The word "papillon" is so delicate - just like a butterfly!" The Frenchman answers "And I love the playfulness of English: like "butterfly"! It sounds just like a butterfly if you change the letters around: "flutter-by". Such a beautiful word.

There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"

Schmetterling by Randonym July 25, 2018

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Street Shitters

A euphemism for people from any part of the world that is backward, uncivilized and always smells like dung, no matter where you go.

Tom: "Jesus Fucking Christ, why does that apartment building stink so badly?"
Dave: "A bunch of street shitters moved in last year. It's just awful over there..."

Street Shitters by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH December 4, 2016

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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