schmittered 

The act of getting fucking hammered.

I'm totally gonna get schmittered this weekend!

schmittered by schlittered103 September 12, 2017

shittered 

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

shittered by Jenny August 3, 2004

Shittered 

State of complete and total inebriation, tyically due to alcohol, but may be drug-related.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going to the clubs to get shittered."

Shittered by Heav_87 May 31, 2006

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

shittered  

Getting crazy drunk and not remembering anything!

Omg, sorry if I called you last night I was shittered

shittered by amh4424 December 17, 2008

Shittered 

Drunk; very drunk; the point of being so drunk you find yourself on the toilet "shitter" not knowing how or why you are there

Dude, I was so shittered last night

Shittered by Aidancook May 24, 2017

Schmitted Up 

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

Schmitted Up by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004