Schmincing

Hot sweaty body or balls

Man Iam schmincing today

by Impulsedutchy August 28, 2023

Schmitting

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

Extreme Schwinning

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.

"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009

Schmundingle

When you are having sex with a calculus problem, and you need to rearrange a bunch of dogshit.

How did you do question five?
I Schmundingled the shit out of it.

by WaltWaltWalt February 4, 2022

Schmitting

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

Schmidling

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake

"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.

by schmidling September 11, 2012