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Stacey:Hey Jared sent me a photo of his penis IT WAS SO SMALL it was a Schmechel

Harrison/me:I’m a guy why do you tell me this stuff
schmechel by Harrison Godd December 7, 2017
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The left over foreskin after a Jewish ceremonial circumcision.
The party was over when Abraham’s schmechel fell into the gefilte fish
Schmechel by Lilschmechel July 17, 2023

Schmeckle pop 

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.
Schmeckle pop by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

schmeckledorf 

the state of being bamboozled
spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!
schmeckledorf by dano magnum September 26, 2006

schmecklehead 

NYC Yiddish: Idiot, a mope, moron.
Shut up ya schmecklehead, you can't tell shit from shinola.
schmecklehead by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019

Schmichael 

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.
Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that
Schmichael by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.
Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.
schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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