Schmelve 

Its a mixture of schmuck and melvin; a nerdish type.

That guy looks like a total schmelve in that outfit.

Schmelve by debranne August 8, 2014

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmelle schmelle 

A German/French way of saying crap, shit, poo, etc.

Oh, schmelle schmelle, i just shited in a bucket.

schmelle schmelle by Cobrania February 18, 2005

schmelmer 

Last name that was popular amount many Nazi generals and soldiers.

Hitlers cousin was Arnold Schmelmer.

schmelmer by Black Larry Bird December 21, 2015

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

Schmelzer Money by Bird1 January 4, 2016

Schmele 

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

Schmele by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

Schmelzer 

Goat

Schmelzer is goat

Schmelzer by King_Zagadou September 18, 2020