schmelmer
schmelmer by Black Larry Bird December 21, 2015
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hammacher schlemmer
A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
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schleimer
in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.
schleimer by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006
schmammered
The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008
Von Schlemmer
Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me
Guy2:Von Schlemmer?
Guy2:Von Schlemmer?
Von Schlemmer by craz kylo May 23, 2008
fanny schmeller
fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008
Schmëerskåhøven
"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"
Schmëerskåhøven by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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