29 definitions by Squirreldukey

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An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele.
by Squirreldukey June 05, 2016
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An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele.
by Squirreldukey June 05, 2016
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An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele.
by Squirreldukey June 05, 2016
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An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele.
by Squirreldukey June 05, 2016
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An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele.
by Squirreldukey June 05, 2016
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An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele.
by Squirreldukey June 05, 2016
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An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele
by Squirreldukey June 05, 2016
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