2 definitions by debranne

1

Its a mixture of schmuck and melvin; a nerdish type.

That guy looks like a total schmelve in that outfit.

by debranne August 08, 2014

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2

A slang word for a womens reproductive organ.

Riding the horse, caused pain in the womans woozner

by debranne September 09, 2009

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