melvin

Look at matt he is so melvin
by xmku2.0 July 07, 2011
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A frontal wedgie. Instead of underpants being up your butt crack, they ride up into the labia.
It is not okay to pick your Melvin in public.
by alicenwundrlnd October 15, 2014
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A wedgie in the front.
Dude, we totally just melvined Death!
by Ithaca February 16, 2005
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A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Funniest person around. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.
melvin, funny, seductive, charming, suave
by tera baap chor hai March 29, 2010
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front wedgie. i.e when your panties are in between your labia
Damn she must have one heleva melvin... look at her huge cameltoe.
by Katie February 28, 2005
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When someone grabs your the front of your tighty whities and pulls up very hard. (usually done to guys to harm balls). It hurts bad.
When I was 13 I still wore tighty whities and I regret it. My brother came up to me while i was sleeping. I was on my back and he grabbed the front of the elastic and pulled up real hard (a melvin) and was holding me in the air. I woke up and was trying to stop him but he had my hands tied in a rope behind my back. He was 17 at the time. So he was strong. Then when i fell asleep again he gave me a hanging wedgie in our bathroom on a tail rack and I couldn't get down.He probably did this because he always made fun of me for wearing briefs and not boxers like him.
by Ryan3334 May 01, 2006
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A complete loser, geek, or nerd. Someone who lives in their parent's basement well past their 20's.
Matt is a total melvin because he sits around and plays world of warcraft all day and never leaves the house.
by geekhater December 23, 2006
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