schlardo

one who is or believes to be a player or very expierenced in the datin field.

Damn, that schlardo made me cry for my mother last night.

by Zenon April 1, 2003

schladongadong

The male version of badonkadonk. A particularly voluminous penis.

"Jamie's got hella schladongadong. Did you see him dancing out on the floor? That's some Jenna Marbles–level dickbounce right there."

by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

schlardiene

The juice aquired from squeezing an animals excrement.

Did you see Bear Grylls drink that schlardiene?!

by KripsyKreem December 17, 2008

schladong

another word that can be used for penis.

I have a long schladong

I am a male & I have a schladong.

You wanna see my schladong?

by schladongy March 24, 2009

Schladoodled

To get fucked up with drugs and alcohol

Yo boys lets get schladoodled tonight.

by The element booster July 11, 2019

Schlarden wardin khardin bwak

Its the pleasurable sound a Russian Albino man makes while he's in a conversation with another man who speaks really valid points due to which the first man gets zoned out and loses the meaning of his existence and has a sudden urge to fuck a thicc black anime girl

Vladmir: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU THATS HITLER AS FUCK
Gluten: ok
Vladmir: SCHLARDEN WARDIN KHARDIN BWAK mf

by Cute as fuck apricot September 27, 2020

Schlargolupgh

A word used in place of "A big hot buff man packing major schmeat"

plural: Schlargolupghi

the police found 20 Schlargolupghi in the basement of Sheen Estevez's residence.

by Xecro December 15, 2022