schmahoogie

A sloppy stew of random ingredients thrown together by an incompetent cook, that turns out to be surprisingly delicious and satisfying.

Come an get a bowl full of this schmahoogie while it's still hot and there's still some left.

schmahoogie by weaselville November 29, 2024

Schmoogie 

Another slang word for a homie, or someone from ones home town who has grown up there and never left. Typified by hanging around on the streets, a bit rebellious, never really held down a job and has little aspiration to move away from their home town.

Dave will never leave, he is full blown schmoogie for sure.

Schmoogie by Ayerie April 24, 2021

schmoogie buzzer 

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

schmoogie buzzer by Freddie Green February 22, 2017

Schmoogie Bear 

A cute term often used to describe one's significant other or the person that they feel affection for.

Chris, what are you doing?" "I'm talking to my schmoogie bear!

Schmoogie Bear by Schmoogz July 18, 2010

schmazoolie 

A schmazoolie is an amount equaling a dollar given to a musician at the end of a gig. Especially when payment is being made by a jewish band leader with a sense of humor. Toronto DJ Danny Marks coined the phrase in 1988.

Hey Stig, here is your 300 schmazoolies, go get a haircut.

schmazoolie by Alec Fraser January 4, 2008

Schmagoogle 

To play a Role Playing game, and beg for cash.

Dude, I schmagoogled that nigga for 500 gold!

Schmagoogle by Jamie555 August 8, 2006

Schmoogie 

An ignorant person of ethnic background who thinks they are of a better class than their peers.

Damn, that schmoogie thinks he's some kind of special...standing there in line with his fake bling expecting handouts for "flood damage"...you know that fool only got a few drops of water in his basement after a foot of rain...

Schmoogie by one crazy white girl November 1, 2008