schmeeorp 

the act of blowing a dude while playing Dota 2 on an Alienware laptop while the dude is shitting on the computer

Janice: oh my god Stacey I was giving this guy a schmeeorp last night.
Stacey: Janice what the FUCK are you talking about

schmeeorp by NekoWendigo December 12, 2021

Schmerp 

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

Schmerp by KNor August 2, 2010

Schmëerskåhøven 

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.

"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"

Schmëerskåhøven by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context

NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."

Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009

schmeerskahoven 

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."

Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!

schmeerskahoven by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004

Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.

Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!

Schmeer-o-sphere by SuzyG October 20, 2008

Schmeep

The goofy grin you get on your face when talking to/of the one you like/love.

They all knew she was texting her boyfriend under the table while playing Apples to Apples when they saw she was schmeeping.

Schmeep by Ameliantha November 29, 2010