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schvantz 

He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!
schvantz by David Glaiser April 3, 2008
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schmaltz 

from Yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. Schmaltz is used to make matzo balls.

figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.
That old Jewish guy at the next table is spreading schmaltz on his bread. It's so grody!

Gone With the Wind?! Why would you want to see that piece of 1930's schmaltz? Let's rent AVP instead!
schmaltz by pogo747 September 19, 2006

Schwantz 

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".
I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)
Schwantz by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009
German or Austrian word for hearty kiss.
see you later, schmatz.
Schmatz by Adam Bernhardt February 19, 2008

Schmaltz 

From Yiddish, rendered chicken or goose fat. in east European cooking chicken fat is used as an easy fix to otherwise tasteless cooking. in other words, its a Crowd pleaser.
in jewish slang, Schmalts refers to a tacky, overdone or outright exploitative piece of art or design.
Goyim: hi man, have you seen that food-porn video where they use lard in a matzo-ball soup? i thought you guys don't eat pork.
jew: that's just Schmaltz.
Schmaltz by pizzamaster June 17, 2020

schwantz 

A slang term for male genitalia
I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.
schwantz by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005