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Schmango 

A group of girls who have excellent taste in everything.
Damn straight they are. I wish I was a schmango.
Schmango by codesandkeys March 9, 2011
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1. (v) An alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.

2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang

3. Being drunk on low cost drinks
1. Hey Reid, would you schmang that girl?

Fuck yeah, I'd schmang the shit outta her.

2. Yo we chilling hard #Schmang

3. Ander was so schmanged last night we drew a dick on his face.
Schmang by Ellis P June 18, 2011

Fancy Schmancy 

Well, have fun at your fancy schmancy meeting! I wish I could come, but I'm not freakin' good enough!!!!!!
Fancy Schmancy by Zach G. October 27, 2003
Ascranular induced anger.

A lack of scran
Anger over having no scran
Synonyms; anger, hunger, hangry
First documented use in Tuam Galway 14/12/21.
He was some scrangry bastard after he found out his Xian wasn’t coming

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"
schmang twang bang by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Fancy Schmancy 

John has on a pair of fancy schmancy pants today.
Fancy Schmancy by Lj LPLJLolaLola February 15, 2017