schmaggy
schmaggy by Dangerdevo May 2, 2009
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Schmaggy
Schmaggy is a widely used word. In german it can mean "Scheiss Maggy" oder "Schwule Maggy", but the exact definition was lost. The first appearence of the word was in 125 million years, when a Dinausaur slipped and instead of using the word "Shit" or "Fuck" he said Schmaggy. One will never know wha the dinausaur meant when he said Schmaggy. Almost 30 Million years later when the Aliens arrived to help the Egyptians build the Pyramids, they rediscovered the Word, 2 hours after the discovery it was the most used word in the whole Universe.
Casual Conversation in school between Maggy aka. Schmaggy, Denis and Lukas
Denis: Hey Schmaggy!
Maggy: What does that mean?
Lukas: Fuck you Schmaggy.
Maggy: But why?
Denis: Schmaggy Schmagdalena you Stupid?
Conversation between Egyptian King and Peasant
King: Schmaggy Schmaggy Schmaggy, Schmaggy. Schmaggy?
Peasant: Schmaggy...
*King kills Peasant*
King: Schmaggy!
Denis: Hey Schmaggy!
Maggy: What does that mean?
Lukas: Fuck you Schmaggy.
Maggy: But why?
Denis: Schmaggy Schmagdalena you Stupid?
Conversation between Egyptian King and Peasant
King: Schmaggy Schmaggy Schmaggy, Schmaggy. Schmaggy?
Peasant: Schmaggy...
*King kills Peasant*
King: Schmaggy!
Schmaggy by 420CovfefeGustavoJoe June 13, 2017
Related Words
schmaggy • schmaggot • schmangy • Schlaggy tuesday • Schmaggs • Schmagga • schmaggagial • schmaggered • SCHMAGGET • schmaggles
Schmaggler
A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.
Schmaggler by DeliciousBeefStew May 3, 2010
saggy shmaggy
When you see a girl with a very, very hot body but her face looks like it is melting off......Kind of like Jasmine from Aladdin.
Damn look at that girl's ass id love to tap that besides i can use a bag to cover that saggy shmaggy.
saggy shmaggy by Ben Marksberry February 9, 2005
schmaggered
schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004
schmeggy
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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