Schmak 

When a parent (specifically a parent of the male variety) is being rather angery towards one of his precious off-spring. This normally occurs when the boyo or ladoid is being rather smelly and the male parent heavily disagrees. This results in a large beating; or a schmak. Utensils that can be used: belt, whip, a bare hand

Come here boyo you're getting a schmak

Schmak by mrboon February 18, 2017

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

Schmalbrock by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

schmalfeldt 

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schaaka 

A kid with unnatural behavior including an obsession with idiotic gestures and

says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer

clear of his lunacy.

"Hey see that kid with the rape face checkin out that transgender?" "Yea he's a

Schaaka"

Schaaka by ape in mus tech May 8, 2013

Schmack 

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

Schmack by caro$wag February 8, 2021

MAGA-SCHMAGA 

a form of re-duplication used to indicate irony, sarcasm, derision, skepticism, or lack of interest against any origin of trump-like republican talk

Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.

MAGA-SCHMAGA by kelamist January 21, 2019