Schmak

When a parent (specifically a parent of the male variety) is being rather angery towards one of his precious off-spring. This normally occurs when the boyo or ladoid is being rather smelly and the male parent heavily disagrees. This results in a large beating; or a schmak. Utensils that can be used: belt, whip, a bare hand

Come here boyo you're getting a schmak

by mrboon February 18, 2017

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Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

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schmalfeldt

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

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wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

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Schaaka

A kid with unnatural behavior including an obsession with idiotic gestures and

says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer

clear of his lunacy.

"Hey see that kid with the rape face checkin out that transgender?" "Yea he's a

Schaaka"

by ape in mus tech May 8, 2013

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