Schmaingly 

That one guy at work that fucks everything and screws everything up. Schmaingly mainly works at Area 51 but doesn’t even work minimum wage. He has a cheese fetish and likes watching Bill Nye the science guy.

Hey who the fuck pressed ‘yes’ for self-destruction?
Oh Schmaingly did.

Son of a bitch Schmaingly

Schmaingly by Miercom April 10, 2020

Schmigly 

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.

"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."

Schmigly by GeeViss April 10, 2013

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

Schmangry 

Being angry as a result of having had too much to drink.

Steve: "What is up with Pete? He just punched his reflection in the mirror"
Joel: "He's schmangry, he had far too many tequila shots"

Schmangry by Capt Steve May 11, 2014

Schmiggly Schmaffin 

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

Schmiggly Schmaffin by Thesperson November 2, 2011

schmangler 

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Schmingledorf 

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

Schmingledorf by 69 sublime January 11, 2021