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Schlumpra 

Schlumpra is an old latin word for shit. But not any kind of shit, like Schlumbrini, the explorer of the latin ass said, no it wasn't common. The Schlumpra was a liquid!

As he was the first to explore the new way of shitting he named it after himself: Schlumpra.
You use it to calm someone down but in the same sentence also offend him.
Melvin: F*ck you! I will kill you!!
Luke: Chill!! I will put the Schlumpra back in your ass!
Schlumpra by I will di helfen November 18, 2018
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Schlumpra 

Schlumpra is a word in a german dialekt.
There are some villages in the alps who still use the word but not many.

It basicly means liquid shit.

You use it to calm somebody down and offend him.
Mel: I will kill you!
Luke: I will put the Schlumpra back in your booty
Schlumpra by I will di helfen November 18, 2018

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.
“Yo what’s the move fam ”
I’m schlumpadumpf”

fat schlump 

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.
Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019

schlumpadinka 

lazy people with self esteem/value/respect issues, who have given up on themselves, fashion and style that live in oversized t-shirts, sweatpants, black leggings, or think pajama pants are appropriate "going out" attire. Most recently brought to our attention on Oprah, the schlumpadinka is, in most urban centers, an epidemic.
For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.
"whoa, check out the schlumpadinka! How can you really NOT care THAT much?"
schlumpadinka by disgruntledfemale February 24, 2008
The fat at the back of a fat, bald guys head/neck.
Gimmie that big schlumpa boi.
Schlumpa by Hexxagonal March 16, 2016

Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired
Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.
Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006