Schloofengirth Share definition Flag (Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me! Schloofengirth by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Schloofengirth mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch