Schlew 

Teenage confidence often associated with edgy acts.

This dude is Schlew AF, would you look at how he dominates the world.

Schlew by The Schlew Crew April 24, 2014

Schlawg 

A replacement for "dawg", used only because it sounds really funny.

"What is schlawg doin???"

Schlawg by potato_or_something June 23, 2023

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

What's the scheweppes? 

Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.

Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.

What's the scheweppes? Heard bare hot gals coming to the party later. You coming, fam?

What's the scheweppes? by Tropical Rythms August 8, 2020

schlawg 

synonym of the word "dawg"
commonly used in tiktok trends using videos of animals, usually dogs to refer to them not paying their "bills".

"Hey, why's your dog walking in the neighbourhood without supervision?"
"Schlawg didn't pay the bills on time 😭😭‼️"

schlawg by bagalicious July 11, 2023

schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.

John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"

schleeb by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013